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Hey Look It's Hopalong Gretzky

by Hopalong Gretzky

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1.
Do Nuthin 02:18
I'm a flying nightmare, I'm a science never learned I'm in mint condition, I'm a paycheck never earned Talking to the wall about the things I did this week, but then he left me on read and he turned the other cheek I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna wanna I don't wanna, I don't wanna, wanna wanna wanna I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna gonna I ain't gonna, I aint gonna, gonna do nuthin I'm a dying prophet, I'm a scheming puff of steam Tricky tongue twister, a venerial disease Jump the met, fall to my death, drown in fare debt Ticket for the cricket, you can rip it up and stick it.
2.
Waking up from a dream, you thought I'd just go back to sleep Fell apart at the seams, I will not come out of this well You talk directly at me, I think so, you know I wasn't listening I hate that fucking film, never seen it and I never will. Phone rings, smash it, don't talk to anyone I'm so scared that I can't stand up Car alarm goes off, wake the town up Put the kids back to sleep and turn off the light Animals in the kitchen, 10:15 to Hitchin delayed Bus service awaits, engine on Oh my god you're so desperate, 'cause I'm mum's favourite How long you wanna stay?
3.
I missed the game though I knew it was today Couldn't save the date, I threw my diary away And I'm overdue another update Guess I'll never know what its like to be awake. And this guy looks like he's got more to say Like a christian singer who forgot to pray one day Shame follows men Life before death. Did we make it? Was it worth it? '17 is still the date when I write it Three whole years, there to here I don't know who I am yet I saw the game yesterday, I don't know who played I'd make a guess but I'd probably get it wrong anyway And they said its not the time for a soapbox display But they'd appreciate one in a couple of days. Did we make it? Was it worth it? '17 will always be the date when I write it Three whole years just disappear I don't know where I am
4.
All The Rage 03:19
Waiting somewhere, driving rain Lungs collapse, how will I breathe again? Again? Dinner's gone cold, you're asleep Watch TV, there's nothing here for me I'll eat. You know it's all the rage, I don't want any of it You're insane, I'm at the bottom of it I'm okay, I don't deserve it You're all the rage, I'm a cheap complaint I'm a rattlesnake, and I'm in your way Drunk as a sailor, dead as a doornail The ceiling ain't what it used to be
5.
Listening for ya at the rock n roll building Hurt myself bad 'cause I couldn't hear a damn thing Said you'd be right back, I knew you wouldn't. Thought maybe you'd like to meet me tonight But something ain't right, and you're just too nice to say no Say it ain't so. It's a breakout at 4am Head over heels, I know what I am Built up tall, I've never felt so small Yeah you look just like I thought you would I said hello and you said nothing 24 hours is a mighty long time to wait Please don't be late. Scrawling on my receipt paper, thought you liked it But you're just too nice to lie Is this goodbye? Its a breakout at 4am Head over heels but you don't know who I am Built up too tall, couldn't see nothing at all Did I look just like you thought I would? Did I look just like you thought I would? I'm terrified of you Open up your arms, I'd fall clean through I'm scared of honesty, and honestly, I don't wanna know 'Cause it hurts me when I ask, and I just get bypassed If its all the same to you, I wanna know Did I look just like you thought I would? Listening for you at the rock n roll building But its all closed down, and I'm trying to catch my breath There's nothing left.
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7.
singing along to the airport barfight I know all the words by now cause im the guy who wrote the script to the airport barfight what a fuckin concept who even has the time to get in an airport barfight? the answer is me im stupid enough to watch the airport barfight and now im in airport jail we know the sun will dry the rain but it wont fry the egg on the floor I know theres gotta be more to this but I dont know what to ask for my wife and kids, they hate me cause im the reason they dont exist and its all within my hands so ill just make a tight fist and I hate my friends they hate me too and I dont deserve love but then again neither do you and im a huge piece of shit the international asshole you're too old for hip hop but not old enough for jazz
8.
My Degree 02:30
Teacher wanna tell me I'm never gonna learn School is too expensive, got no money left to burn Talking bout the science and the silence in the trees I tell you teacher, give me my degree Oh teacher, I'm gonna get my degree Gonna get my phD I'm gonna get my degree. Teacher wanna tell me I'll never get a job I don't really care if I make money or not Talking bout a six or seven figure salary I don't care teacher, give my my degree Dentist wanna tell me I'm losing all my teeth Last time I counted I had at least twenty three Front ones and the back ones, the big and small ones too Wait a minute, you're not my teacher Oh teacher, give me back my degree I'll trade my teeth for a degree Give me back my D-E-G-R-E-E
9.
Videobook 03:16
10.
I Thought 05:24
I thought I was taller but I stopped growing years ago Shrinking smaller soon enough Getting short or feeling low? I broke both my hands playing in the sand I broke both my feet walking down the street Out there is everything What's left is right Interpol to local criminal Spaces, liminal Something in us all I don't know where I'm supposed to go I'd rather live on the street than die on the road It's everything I'm right The house is on fire I'm not getting out of bed I'll turn the radiator on instead I could put out the blaze with my sweat Sometimes I wish we never met What else did you expect? And I know I'm a handful My name is a mouthful But I'm not spiteful, I'm just here And thats all I've ever been Feeling low, getting smaller I'm not getting any taller Suspicious cool, a stupid fool All we've ever been.

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this is the fucking solo album

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released May 9, 2022

everything by me. sorry.

recorded in my room, new adelphi studios and my parents' house.

picture by sam stevens.

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